Marriage

A teacher was examining her fifth graders on what they remembered about the various words that Jesus spoke.

One of her questions was this: "What did Jesus say about people getting married?"

Little Johnny blurted out: "Jesus said: 'Father forgive them, for they know not what they do.' "

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A lady wrote to the advice column in a newspaper:

"I have been engaged to a man for some time, but just before the wedding, I find he has a wooden leg. Do you think I should break it off?"


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"Do you," the judge asked the groom, "take this woman for better or for worse, through sickness and health, in good time and in bad, whether she be..."

"Confound it, Judge, " broke in the bride, "You're gonna talk him right out of it!"

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A lady had been married four times.

Her first husband was a banker, the second an actor, the third a minister and the fourth an undertaker.

When asked why the different ones she said: "One for the money, two for the show, three to get ready and four to go."


If laughter, love and compassion fill your home,
your children will always return.

Debbie