Three old men

Three old men are at the doctor for a memory test.

The doctor says to the first old man, "What is three times three?"

"274" was his reply.

The doctor worriedly says to the second man, "It's your turn. What is three times three?"

"Tuesday" replies the second man.

The doctor sadly says to the third man, "Okay, your turn. What's three times three"?

"Nine" says the third man.

"That's great!" exclaims the doctor. "How did you get that"?

"Jeez, Doc, it's pretty simple," says the third man. "I just subtracted 274 from Tuesday."


If laughter, love and compassion fill your home,
your children will always return.

Debbie

My oh My....

A minister was completing a temperance sermon.

With great emphasis he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."

With even greater emphasis he said, "And if I had All the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."

And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he Said, "And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river." Sermon complete, he sat down.

The song leader stood very cautiously and announced with a smile, nearly laughing, "For our closing song, Let us sing Hymn #365, "Shall We Gather at the River."

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The front door of Murphy's house was badly warped, causing the door to jam now and then. To pry it open they kept a hatchet handy.

One day the doorbell rang. Murphy himself peeked out through the curtains and then shouted in a voice that could be hard through three doors: "Quick, Tommy. It's the pastor. Get the hatchet!"

If laughter, love and compassion fill your home,
your children will always return.

Debbie

Blah !!!

Don't you feel this way sometimes?
Me too!


If laughter, love and compassion fill your home,
your children will always return.

Debbie