Enemies

One six-year-old cutie-pie had been naughty and was duly scolded by both parents.

At supper, immediately after the hassle, a contrite Papa and Mama asked little Betsy if she would like to say grace.

She bowed her sweet curly head and murmured, "I thank Thee, Lord, that Thou has prepared a table for me in the presence of mine enemies."

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A nagging wife was always scolding her husband on every occasion.

One day she died. At the graveside service, suddenly there was a great clap of thunder and a big bolt of lightning streaked across the sky.

The bereaved husband contemplated this for a few seconds.

Then finally he turned to the minister and said, "Revered, I think she made it."


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A lady was drowning and a man jumped in and grabbed her by the hair, but she wore a wig and it came off.

Then he grabbed her by the chin, and her false teeth came out.

The man shouted, "Somebody help me save all of this woman that we can."


If laughter, love and compassion fill your home,
your children will always return.

Debbie