Housekeeping

A newlywed was asked how she liked married life.

She replied, "Oh I hate it."

"Why?"

"You make those dirty old beds, wash those dirty old dishes, and wash those dirty old clothes. And in two weeks, you do it all over again."


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The young couples' Sunday school class was studying the story of Abraham and Sarah, who in their nineties were blessed with a child.

Among other things the teacher asked, "What lesson do we learn from this story?"

A young mother of three who was having financial difficulties blurted out:

"They waited until they could afford it!"


If laughter, compassion and love fill your home,
your children will always return.

Debbie