Two boys were playing marbles together when a very pretty little girl walked by.
Once boy stopped and said to his pal, "Boy, when I stop hating girls, she's the one I'm going to stop hating first."
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A cheapskate was shopping for an inexpensive birthday gift for his friend. The only thing he could find in his price range was a badly broken vase. He bought it for almost nothing and asked the store to ship it, figuring his friend would think it was broken in the mail.
A week later he received a note:
"Many thanks for the vase. It was nice of you to wrap each piece separately.
If laughter, compassion and love fill your home,
your children will always return.
Debbie
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