A first grade student told her students that more twins are born now than in past years. One little fellow asked: "Why is that?"

Before the teacher could attempt an answer, another little fellow spoke up: "Because these days little children are afraid to come into the world alone."

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A teacher asked the kindergarten class, "Can a bear take his warm overcoat off?"

"NO," they answered.

"Why not?"

Finally after along silence, a little fellow spoke up. "Because only God knows where the buttons are."

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A father was teaching his son to admire the beauty of nature.

"Look, son, " he exclaimed, "isn't that a beautiful picture God has painted?"

"It sure is, Dad," responded the youngster enthusiastically, "especially since God had to paint it with His left hand."

The father was baffled, "What do you mean, son, His left hand?"

"Well," answered the boy, "My Sunday School teacher said that Jesus was sitting on God's right hand."



If laughter, love and compassion fill your home,
your children will always return.

Debbie