The wife turned to her husband and asked, "Will you love me when my hair turns gray?"
"Why not?" he said. "Haven't I loved you through five other shades?"
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A young man was proposing to his girlfriend:
"Honey, I love you, but I wish I could give you the things my friend Benny has --boats, cars, airplanes -- but honey, I really love you."
She replied, "I love you too, baby, but tell me more about Benny."
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Dave told his wife Marylou he would take her out to dine royally.
Later Marylou reported, "We started out at Burger King and wound up at the Dairy Queen."
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She: "This is an ideal spot for a picnic."
He: "It must be. Fifty million insects can't be wrong."
If laughter, love and compassion fill your home,
your children will always return.
Debbie
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